Time gets funny the older you get, the joke is that is doesn’t last as long. Time is special, once you’ve had it long enough it starts to elude you quicker. Suddenly great chunks of it have passed and you have barely noticed. Personally, I try to make the most of my time. I recognize the fact that it has started moving faster and I want to squeeze every drop of life and excitement out of it as I go along. Movies, Television, Entertainment, they take up a large amount of our time. I decided to create this section purely to discourage you, to try to help you avoid wasting your time on something not worth it. When I finish a long movie that sucks now I’m no longer disappointed, I’m angry! I can’t get those hours back and I could have used them for something that was worth it. If I can discourage you from wasting your time on the crap I wasted mine on, then I feel I am helping society, I am helping you, recognizing that your time is valuable.
Caddyshack II
For movie buffs this one is typically a given, it’s a well known awful movie and I’ve regularly heard it mentioned as one of the worst ever. I mention this first because I actually wasted about 40 minutes on it today, and I knew that it was bad, I knew its reputation but I tried it out anyway. A series of events led to a situation where I had the opportunity to acquire it for free, and given I had never seen it I figured “what the hell.” I tried it to see if it was as bad as everyone said it was, I can report now honestly that it is, I couldn’t even stand to finish it.
I don’t really know what the producers were thinking and I’m surprised Harold Ramis allowed his name to be connected to the film. Chevy Chase I can understand, dumb decision but I get it. Dan Akroyd never really made great decisions about what to be involved in either. Randy Quaid Jesus Christ don’t get me started. I can see how they thought it could work but once Rodney Dangerfield said no they should have moved on. They decided to go ahead anyway and this became a piece of crap, a waste of anyone’s time.
The Movie Snobs 